It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
