Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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