butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You don't make any sense
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i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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