Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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