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at least I said it was good
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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