i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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