can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I licked your asshole in confidence.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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