Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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