love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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