I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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