Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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