i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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