it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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