Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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