so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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