I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
White coat. Heels.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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