I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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