is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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