What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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