i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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