time to smoke my breakfast
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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