it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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