Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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