So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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