you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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