VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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