Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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