question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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