So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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