yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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