This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i already hear my dad disowning me
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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