would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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