Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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