I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
tonight lets celebrate not being married
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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