I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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