i permit you to call me
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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