I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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