he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This girl is more easily done than said...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
