why didn't you poke me back
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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