I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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