the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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