she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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