Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i only shaved half my leg
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.