I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.