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I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market

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dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.

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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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(845): View more from New York

Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.

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(760): View more from California

all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.

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(269): View more from Michigan

You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?

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(217): View more from Illinois

This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.

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(360): View more from Washington

He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.

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