he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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