used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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