Duck Duck Cougar?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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