The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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