Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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