scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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