what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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