i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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