I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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