I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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