You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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