He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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