a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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