At least make sure they are 18
Why
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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