Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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