So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
